Smirnoff Ice Footy Fix Air Football Tournament

 

Blue Kipper was chosen to Represent Everton in The Smirnoff Ice Emergency Footy Fix Air Football Tournament .
We sent along The Blue Kipper FC captain, Gary 'LARD' Jones. He won North West Heat.
This is the story of how Blue Kipper rewrote history @ The Sports Cafe in London.


Blue Kipper & Everton's 1st Trophy of the Season.

So to the finals. We had won a nights stay in the smoke, plus ANOTHER day on the ale at The London Sports Cafe in The Haymarket. Free Smirnoff Ice & the New Smirnoff Black Ice. Plus the referees would be TV soccer babes, Helen Chamberlain & Kirsty Gallacher. What more do you want. We had to get some practice in, so we travelled down by train the day before, & had a good session, while playing pass the pigs & pictionary. We got to London around 8.30pm, ditched our bags in the hotel, & then straight out to Soho for a night on the pop. This was to be Lard's trump card. We learned that the rest of the players were tucked up in bed with a Horlicks by ten bells.

The next day we had to be at the Sports Cafe by 11.00am. Big problem, as we all had big heads. There was a big incentive. Free ale. We got there just in time for Lard to have a couple of Smirnoff Black Ice. It certainly did the trick. He played out of his skin. He beat every team. Anyway he got the cup. Is this just the start of Everton winning silver? Below are more photos of the action, & a few with the Babes. Thanks again to all at Smirnoff, especially Helen & Elaine for the goodie bags, & the hospitality. Call Y'self an Evertonian? (25/11/02)


The Smirnoff Ice Babes & Lard

Helen Chamberlain says: "It's cold today, Kirsty"

The Finalists - WBA, Everton, Charlton, Newcastle, & Aberdeen.

Thirsty Work!

In action against Aberdeen


Toffees v Toon


Lard Scores against West Brom

Lard with The Cup for the Best Drunk

All Smiles - Full of Smirnoff.

The Final League Table

All Smiles - Full of Smirnoff.

The Final League Table


The Blue Kipper Team - Lard & Kipper, with
Helen, Colette, Vicki, & Kirsty

Click here for photos of the Heats

 

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