4. Joao Alves de Assis Silva

True to his word Moyesy said the other week that Jo would never pull the Royal Blue on again, and now he definitely won't. After his unplanned jolly to Brazil Moyesy was furious with the Brazilian forward and banned him for a few weeks from Finch Farm then had him training with the kids. The Gaffer has now had enough of the lazy Brazilian, and sent Jo back to Sitteh. They don't want him either, so Turkey is his next stop to join Lucas Neill at Galatasaray. Motto of this tale is, don't mess with Moyesy !!

Some Dude at Goodison says: "Jo has left Everton and returned to Manchester City. Jo was then immediately loaned by City to Galatasaray. A season-long loan deal for the player had been agreed between Everton and Manchester City in the summer, but this has been cut short."

Some Turk Dude says: "Joao Alves de Assis Silva is welcome and we wish him success in the yellow and red jersey." (21/01/10)

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Joined Galatasaray

3. Lucas Neill

Turkish Giants and prospective Europa Cup opponents for Everton, Galatasaray have tabled a £750,000 bid for Blues centre half Lucas Neill. Bizzare one this as Lucas joined the Blues for nowt in the last transfer window, and the Blues could make a quick three quarters of a million profit on the Australian International.

With The Jag on his way back, Rodders not far away, Johhny Boy playing out of his skin, and Joey Yobo now back to full fitness, don't be surprised if Moyesy lets Lucas join the Turks, leaving the door open for Arsenal's Senderos to walk into Goodison.

Lucas says: "This has come as a surprise to me as I am enjoying my football at Everton and the form the club is currently in. However it looks like I may have a big decision to make in the near future. "

Neill's agent, Darren Jackson says: "I understand the two clubs are speaking - but nothing has been finalised yet." (13/01/10)

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2. Louis Saha

Lots of speculation surrounds the future of King Louis, as this coming Summer he becomes the dreaded free agent. Reports that The Arse and Spurs are sniffing around our top striker may hold some truth, but disturbingly of late we have heard on the grape vine that the Fat Spanish Waiter may make an audacious swoop on our front man.

Louis is now after a better deal, and no doubt Moyesy will offer him one, but the Manager has a tricky decision to make on what he offers Louis knowing that he very rarely strings a run of matches together with his injury woes.

Blue Kipper says:

1. Jack Rodwell

A lot of Sunday rags are reporting that Chelski and manure are sniffing round Jack the Lad, and are preparing silly money bids in January if not next Summer. Now all Blues now that Jack is going to be a top player, and hopefully that will be for Everton over the coming years. Moyesy was astute enough to sign Jack up for five years, and the 18yr old has become an integral part of the Blues midfield as a consequence.

No need to panic as Jack only wants a Royal Blue shirt on him over the coming years. Jack could not comment himself, but my daughter did on Jack's behalf, saying that he is not going anywhere or there will be trouble. Rodders lock up yer rabbits lad !! (15/11/09)

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