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 Saturday 30th January 2010 / Kick Off: 3:00pm (Live in Dodgy Boozers)
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EVERTON

    Goalscorers: Cahill Attn: 16,869

Everton: Howard, Neville, Heitinga, Senderos, Baines, Donovan, Fellaini, Osman, Pienaar, Cahill, Saha

Bench: Nash, Bilyaletdinov, Vaughan for Saha, Rodwell, Anichebe for Donovan, Coleman, Duffy.

Referee: Lee Prostrate (fuggin atrocious)

Even though the JJB stadium has been renamed the DW stadium you could still tell we were at Wigan as we were entertained by a local brass band, while eating a Poole's pie. And very nice it was too. The pie, I mean. The wigan loudspeakers bellowed out 'Go West' in an attempt to get the home fans going. A big own goal as the Toffee men sabotaged it with a rendition of 'Duncan.. Duncan Ferguson.' Everton's only change from the midweek win against the Black Cats was Senderos coming in for Buzz Lightyear.

On a freezing sunny day Everton were out of the blocks quickly and in the first few minutes a ball played over the top saw Tim Cahill get a head of steam past Wigan new signing Gary Caldwell. The Scottish slow coach was left behind until he grabbed hold of Tim's shirt. A blatant foul and sending off as he was the last man. But you only get things like this if the ref and linesman see it. We got fuck all.

Everton continued to take the game to Wigan and Ossie had a chance, which he scuffed when well placed. At the back Heitinga and Senderos were doing well . The new signing endeared himself to the Everton fans with a few early crunching tackles and a few simple passes. He'll do for me.

It was a battle all around the pitch and Everton had to match Wigan, who were getting stuck in. Wigan's hard work would have paid off if they had a striker of the calibre of King Louie. Thankfully they didn't and Howard dealt with a shot by Jason Scotland with ease. The Everton keeper also watched as two shots by Scotland and one by Rodallega flew into the in arms of Evertonians behind the goal instead of the net.

At the other end Saha saw a shot deflect off Tim Cahill onto a post, then Wigan keeper Stojkovic brilliantly tipped his header over the bar and finally appealed unsuccessfully for a penalty when Caldwell decked him.

Half Time Wigan 0 EVERTON 0

Again Everton started brightly and Bainsey had the Wigan keeper scrambling over to parry away a free kick. That was the last of the goal action for over 20 minutes. The game turned into a hard slog with Wigan slightly on top. The pitch was cutting up and Peanuts and Ossie were both finding it difficult getting their passing game going with the pie eaters breathing down their necks. Both players got booked as their frustration got the better of them. Some fans were not fearing any better, Saha and Cahill their targets.

Everton stuck to their task and went down the other end to score a perfectly good goal. The linesman didn't think so and put his flag up to deny Felli. Tim Cahill had worked wonders to get to the byline and pull the ball back for the big wooly haired one to slot. Big Vic entered the frey for Lanny, who besides a few good runs had not been involved in the game that much.

Everton finally got the goal they deserved when Saha did well to force a corner. Bainsey took it and Tim Cahill rose unmarked to crash a header home with only minutes to go. Cue bedlam in the away end and pockets of Everton fans in the main stand being escorted from the ground. Everton got lucky when a shot by N'zogbia smashed against the bar. Happy days!

Everton just about deserved their win. Of course I'm biased, but the work the players put in matched that of the Wigan players and our class showed in the end. The star man for me was Tim Cahill. He's starting to get a bit of stick from some quarters, but this fella never gives less than 100% and is Everton through and through. He leads by example and even when he's not scoring or playing as well as his high standards take him he never hides. I love him. The redshite next week. Bring it on!

Full Time Wigan 0 EVERTON 1


Andy's Rankin
Marks Out Of 10
Player
Marks
Player
Marks
Howard
6
   
Nevillle
6
   
Heitinga
7
   
Senderos
7
   
Baines
8
   
Fellaini
8
   
Donovan
6
Anichebe
7
Pienaar
6
 
Osman
7
 
Cahill
8
 
Saha
7
Vaughan
6
Official Match Photos

Tiny Leaps To Head Home The Winner


New Boy Phil Gets Stuck In


Tiny Turns Away After Felli Nets Only To Be Pulled Up For Offside

Quotes After The Game

Moyesy says: "Wigan made it hard, but I thought we did enough to win the game - it was just about deserved, I think. It could've gone either way, but I think a bit of resilience kicked in. We had a lot to contend with, but it says a lot that we stuck at it. Was Gary Caldwell's pull in the first minute a sending off? It was stonewall. Was Louis Saha's a penalty kick? It was stonewall. Was it a goal that Fellaini scores? It was stonewall. So we had a really difficult afternoon with the officials. I think the officials nearly wore us down."

It was trademark Tim Cahill. He feels good about it because he knows he is capable of that and he has probably not shown it quite as much this year. I think he is looking fitter and he has played better in the last six weeks and he is starting to feel much more like himself. Tim Cahill has always come up with important goals for us and he's done it again today."

Off The Ball

* The Pemberton Old Wigan DW Brass Band playing "Those magnificent men in their flying machines" on the pitch before the game.

Chant Of The Day

* 7 minutes to go. Cahill heads the winner...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill... Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill... Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill... Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...Tim Cahill...

Fans Match Report

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The pies are good - and reasonably priced, too.
A noteworthy thing after some aptly named goon wanted a fiver for a hot-dog at the Emirates.

This isn't so much a match report - since there was barely a match to report on - as some questions.
Playing against a defence entirely made up of tall blokes, why was Everton's main tactic to lump it up to Tim, who's then supposed to flick it on to Louis?
In fairness to both players it's hardly a recipe to keep possession of the ball; and as the lumping forward bypasses Ossie, Peanuts, Landon - all of whom have good first touch and are more likely to retain the ball than off Tim's head - I wasn't surprised that a fair few blues around me got frustrated.
Plus, if we lose the ball that quickly - which we did a fair bit - it means Ossie, Peanuts and Landon are now supposed to tackle and win it back - any surprise two of them got booked for clumsy efforts in that department?
I was never a great fan of Lucas Neill's - but not only did we seem to get the best of him - it was great - that's GREAT - to see an Everton centre-half bringing the ball out of defence and looking to play it On The Deck.
The other glaring thing lacking on Saturday was tempo - and in his absence it's clear to see what major asset Arteta brings to the squad - first-time passing.
On that basis we should seriously consider the positivity of Seamus getting a proper run out at right full back - putting the skipper alongside Fellaini - where his (Phil's) capacity to pass quickly will also guarantee some pace in our attacks.
If we play at that pace against The Shite and Chelsea and Manure we'll be lost.
If we put the ball down and trust our boys to pass to each other, we can make proper chances for a striker as good as Saha.

We've shown just recently that we can run and pass a load of sky-blue mercenaries off the pitch - and didn't it look like the players were enjoying it, too?
Some tempo, some urgency, some trust in our touch players and there's still loads to play for this season.

From one of a very rare species - A Royal Blue Mank! George

What The Fans Thought

* I was at the match. Although our overall performance was nothing to write home about, I thought we showed great grit and determination at times. If for better finishing for Wigan it may of been a different result, but we took our chance and grabbed the 3 points. COYB. Alex Hunter

* Great result. Another 3 points. Onwards and upwards we go, looking foward to next week coyb. Aidan Cooney

* Not he best performance I've seen, but three points is three points. Slowly climbing the table, injury list gettin shorter and players finding form (Cahill, Fellaini and Pienaar) a win on the weekend will be nice. A Skill Neville Hatrick. C.O. Y.B. David Brooks

* Thought Senderos looked awfully slow....probably not really match fit. Mark Tracey

* I thought they were bigger stronger and faster but overall our skill showed through and we deserved to win. Cahill in particular took loads of knocks and pushes but played on and I was delighted that he scored. Once again Fellaini was brilliant and Saha was class. Pienaar was good but these last 2 games he's not been in his usual class apart, much prefer him playing with Baines, they read each other so well. The crowd seem to love Heitinga....I don't get it, he's ok but his distribution is about as good as Hibbert's and he's got a ten bob head! All IMHO of course! Anne Hankinson

* Thought Senderos was solid! Cahill header shades of big Dunc! If wigan had a decent striker we'd have been fucked! Mom for me Senderos! Bring on the shite! 1 0 Fellaini. Steve Shorey

* I thought the overall team performance was good, although the past few games saha, hasn't really looked into it but don't get me wrong he's been fantastic all season. I thought we were very unlucky not to have a penalty as it was blatant, an we were unlucky to have that goal disallowed as it was clearly onside, I think the ref was one of the worst I've seen. Have to praise Senderos as well, thought he was excellent. Overall I think we played well. Mark Mck

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Thought Senderos was well tuned into the game, if he drifted slightly out of his comfort zone he soon got back. Baines was average, he actually looked drained and ill yesterday. Cahill was class and shows what a true Everton footballer should be, like Osman he has guts and determination. Overall a scrappy game, spoilt by outlandish decisions by the referee and his posse. Good result! Saha needs a rest. Kelvin

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Was freezin there yesterday. mom Cahill just 4 that brilliant header. He's hittin form just at the right time. Bring on the shite. Cahill 1st goal 2-0? John Namazi

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I haven't seen any highlights of the game as yet, but this was the turning point for us now. What a massive three points! Injury list is gettin much better, 2 points off Brum now. Beat the redshite at analfield and we're in with a shout of a European place. Need Man Utd to win the carling cup for an extra league place. COYB. Matthew Burke

Scores On The Doors

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*  3-1. Goals to Ossie because he loves scoring at Wigan. James Hollis

*  6-0 To super blues - Fellaini (2) Saha (1) Anichebe (1) Donovan (2). Dave Hunter

*  2-0 Ossie & Fellaini. Michael Myers

*  4-1. Fellaini, Saha, Cahill, Arteta free kick late on. Andrew Macdonald

*  2-1 Everton win - Hibbert scores the winner in the 90th minute and we riot!! Paul Caine

*  3-0 to the toffees cahill with 2 arteta to get the last one. Steven Clay

*  3-0 to the toffees. Saha, Fellaini, Pienaar.Peter David Bester

*  3-0 hibbo hatrick. Owen Sephton

*  4-0. Saha 2, Donovan and Fellaini. Andy Forsyth

*  1-4 Everton. Cahill with two. Mark Reid

*  2-0 Everton, Fellaini and Cahill. COYB!!! Dale Roe

*  2-0. Heitinga and Fellaini!!!!!! David Dyer

*  1-2. Donovan with first goal. Ben Hughes

*  1-0 Everton...King Louis. FTRS. Mark Grayston

*  2-0 Donovan and a stunning Arteta free kick. John Attewell

*  5-1 Saha 2, Cahill, Osman, Arteta. Roy Hampson

*  3-1 to Everton (I don't care who scores!). Martin Cutler

*  3-0 Louis .. Tim .. Heitinga. Mark Jones

*  0-4 Cahill 2, Donovan and Saha. Andrew Smith

*  16-0 Tim Howard hat trick :D. Shaun Rigby

*  1-0 Cahill. Thomas Foster

*  2-3 Fellaini, Saha, Ossie. Ryan Jones

*  Think now our back 4 looks settled...........2-0 to us, Donovan and Scharner og. He always scores in these games! Jon-Paul Thomas

*  3-1 Everton. Donovan, Cahill and Saha!!! Andrew Kehoe

*  2-0 Ossie and Saha! Tom Johnson

*  2-0 Cahill first goal 50-1 let the party begin! John Phippard

*  0-2 Osman both goals. Chris Worthington

*  1-2. Scharner - Cahill, Saha. Wayne Robinson

*  1-0 Bramble og! Mike Rimmer

*  0-2....Donovan and Ossie! James Casey

*  3-1 Cahill, Heitinga and Arteta. Shaun 'Fox Hound' Kelly

*  1-3 (1-0 half time) Arteta comes on half time inspires the team and then Arteta, Bily, and Hibbo 30 yards. yer never know! ;) Glen Williams

*  2-0, Sheedy and Sharp. Richard Lloyd-hughes

*  3 0 Saha 2, Vaughan 1. Paul Bolger

*  3 2 for Everton just. Paul Willis

*  0-5 Saha 3, Donovan and Heitinga.Paddy Daniels

*  0-2 Saha and Timmy. Joe O'Reilly

*  1 nil, Hibbert... Riot time. Stew O'Regan

*  1-0 Neville, no joke. I've got a feeling. COYB, FTRS! Colin Swift

*  Wigan 0 - Everton 64 (cahill 50, saha 14). Mark Walsh

*  5-2 Everton. Donovan with 2, Saha, Arteta and Osman. Lee Anthony Dearden

*  3-1. Donovan, Saha, Hibbert (We riot!). Rich Jackson

Everton Team News

Things got back on track on Wednesday after the FA Cup defeat against Birmingham. That win gave us 10 points out of the last 12. So another 3 against the pie eaters would be very welcome. We can’t see any reason why Moyesy would change the starting 11 from the Sunderland game. There are no reported injury problems so same again. That will do nicely. Mikel will be itching to start the game, but We don’t think Moysey will take any chances with him just yet. But what a bonus to see Mikky involved. It makes such a difference when you can call on him from the bench. He picked up a groin strain in a practise match before Wednesdays game and Moyesy will not risk him. He's looking at the big picture. So we will all have to be a little patient.

Now talking of benches. It was the strongest we’ve had this season. In addition to Mikky we have Swiss Phil, Billy, Big Vic, Vaughany and Seamus all looking for a game. Come to think of it when we get the Nigerian lads and Hibbo, Jack and Jags back from injury there will a big kick off just to get on the bench. Happy days. With the squad that we have available we should be too strong for Wigan, The trouble is you don’t know what side will turn up. The side that beat Chelsea 3-1 or the side that had 9 against them by Spurs

Tim Howard says: "I know the derby is on the horizon but I’m excited about Saturday. Even though we are away we feel if we can put it a good shift we can get the points. Our confidence is probably the highest it has been for a while. The injured guys are coming back and that gives everyone a lift."

Moyesy says: "Mikel is getting closer but he picked up a groin strain in a practice match here and he was on the bench the other night. He is a doubt for tomorrow. I will make a decision tomorrow when I see how he is. If it had been a month or so ago when we were short of players we might have put Mikel back out. But what you have got to remember is this boy has been out for a year. It is not like someone who has been out for a month or six weeks. We have to be careful that I don't do something that I will regret with Mikel. But what we have seen of him so far I think we are all looking forward to seeing longer moments of him. With the European games coming up Mikel is vital because he can help keep the ball and pass it well so I have got to be mindful of that." (29/01/10)

Everton From: Howard, Nash, Neville, Coleman, Heitinga, Senderos, Distin, Baines, Fellaini, Osman, Arteta, Pienaar, Bilyaletdinov, Donovan, Cahill, Saha, Vaughan, Duffy, Baxter, Forshaw, Agard, Anichebe.

Joggers's Staring XI: Howard, Baines, Distin, Heitinga, Neville, Fellaini, Osman, Cahill, Pienaar, Donovan, Saha


Never Mind, Lets See What You Could Have Won


Nice To See You, To See You Nice

Lavo's Best Bet In Association With Free Bet For The Blues

Shit, poo and double poo. Two nil up after twenty minutes against Sunderland and we only needed one more goal in the next hour and a bit to make some dough, but no the God's conspired against us again, and we ended up potless. I despair, I really really despair, and I don't know were to go. I am at the bottom, I scratch myself religiously, wash my hands every two minutes, my OCD is worse than it has ever been, ahh nothing that a few trays of Stella can't put right though, problem is I started at 6am this morning on my first cache.

It has however cleared my head, so I can now attack those vermin book makers to get back my cash, remember when your at the bottom, the only place to go is up. Dream of the holiday in Towyn this Summer, or the day out you have planned in September to St. Helens, life can be good, now lets win some dough.

Like Sunderland, the Pie Eaters are a team we like playing and beating. In our ten meetings, we have won six, drawn two and lost two. Those Wigan boys have only ever beaten us once at home back in November 2008, and with the six odd thousand fans we will take over it will be like a home match for us. We are 5/4 for the away, Wigan 11/5 and the draw is 12/5. A few little ditties for today. We have not kept a clean sheet on the road for seven matches, King Louis is one goal away from netting 100 Premiership goals, and Wigan have the best pies in the area. This is never a high scoring match, so we shall steer clear of that one this week, but if you fancy that clean sheet you can get 2/1, and for King Louis to net you can get 2/1 (score anytime).

Lavo's Charity Bet: £10 on Blues away win (5/4)

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Season Total: £190


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