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" Its A Grand Old Team To Play For....."     
Wednesday 27th January 2010 / Kick Off: 8:00pm (Live on Murdoch's Channel)
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The Mackems

    Goalscorers: Cahill, Donovan, Attn: 32,163

Everton: Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Neville, Fellaini, Osman, Cahill, Donovan, Pienaar, Saha

Bench: Nash, Bilyaletdinov, Arteta (Donovan), Vaughan (Saha), Senderos, Anichebe, Coleman

Referee: Phil 'very' Dowdy

Well we had to get back to business after the big, big disappoint of Saturdays defeat in the FA Cup. It was virtually the same team as on Saturday except as predicted Ossie came in for Billy. I hope Billy gets the time to develop at Goodison because I think he can play. Well that’s what I think and I don’t care if you don’t agree with me. Ossie played in the middle with Peanuts on the left

It was a very strong bench with the loveable Mikky present. And a big welcome back to big Vic. It’s been over a year since that prick Nolan done him. We also had new boy Senderos and Vaughney

We needed a better start than we did on Saturday and boy did we get it. Some neat play on the left from Bainsey gave Fella the opportunity to cross, he did with great accuracy right on Tim’s bonce. The ball glanced his head and ended up in the back of the net. The goalie didn’t move. One nil after 6 minutes. Green army

All the lads seemed up for it and boy we were 2 up after 18 minutes. A long ball into the box was won by Tim right into the path of Landon who ghosted into the penalty box. He took it in his stride and guided past Gordon via a deflection. Oh yes. I like Landon. He’s not going to set the world on fire with his skill but he does the easy things very well and his desire is up there. Well played.

We were well on top. We could have gone in at half time with 3 or 4 up. Ossie, King Louis and Bainsey all going close. It was an impressive 45 from the Toffeemen with Fella, Tim, Peanuts and King Louis all prominent. In fact we looked comfortable all over the pitch

Half Time Everton 2 Sunderland 0

The Toffeemen started the half brightly and we were well on top and who said that Bolo Zenden could play. I have always floppy hated his hair. Knobhead

The first chance of the half fell to Landon. Great play by Ossie allowed Tim to put our American friend in on goal. He rounded the goal and sent his shot goalwards but a great clearance by McCartney prevented the third.

Louis had a chance to put the game beyond Sunderland but a last tackle prevented his shot

The song went up of the best little Spaniard we know so we knew Mikel was on his way. Landon was the man to make way for him. He got a great reception and it reminded me of when Big Dunc used to come on. Mikky is so important to us it’s scary.

King Louis made way for Vaughney a couple minutes later . It was ideal to give these players time on the pitch. We even had big Vic come on in injury time.

In the end it was all fairly easy victory for the Blues, even if Sunderland did have the better of the last 10 minutes. Tim Howard didn’t have a save to make. The bonus obviously was to see our main man on the pitch for another 20 minutes. It was also nice to see Tim Cahill getting back to his best. He was all over the show. He made life very tough for the opposition. He scored one and he made one. He gets the Bluekipper Star Man.

Full Time Everton 2 Sunderland 0


Andy's Rankin
Marks Out Of 10
Player
Marks
Player
Marks
Howard
7
   
Baines
7
   
Heitinga
7
 
Neville
7
   
Distin
8
   
Osman
7
   
Fellaini
8
   
Pienaar
7
   
Donovan
7
Arteta
6
Cahill
8
 
Saha
7
 Vaughan
6
Official Match Photos


The Blues Celebrate Tiny's Opener


Nuts Break Away

Quotes After The Game

Moyesy says: "In the first half we got our goals at important times and it gave us more confidence. The plusses were to continue the run that we are on. I hope that Saturday's game against Birmingham was a blip and now we are back on form and starting to get people back I think we can play much better.

I though his first two games were excellent (Jason Donovan). When you come here and you have to play Arsenal and Manchester City - he's done really well those games," Moyes said. He got his goal tonight, he has got a great goalscoring record over in America and he was a bit unfortunate not to get a second tonight when he rounded the goalkeeper. Now it's a case of seeing what we can do. I don't know if we can set any targets and say where we are going to end up.

Credit goes to the players, they bounced back well tonight and I'm pleased about that." (27/01/10)

At The Blue Kipper Lounge

Off The Ball

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Chant Of The Day

* When Sunderland sub Kenwynne Jones came on and hit a shot into row z the Goodison faithfull broke into: "Rafa Sign Him On" The Makems joined in.

Fans Match Report

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We were still hurting from the weekend before. The wounds that were inflicted on the boys in rule blue jersey were deep.... Great teams quickly lick their wounds and get on with the job in hand, seeking revenge on the next team to step within the arena. Like a pack of wolves, Everton ruthlessly tore apart a Sunderland side completely shot of confidence.

Ferocious
Artistic
Creative
Tenacious....... Four words from a list of many that could describe the fantastic performance we saw at Goodison Park last night. That, you fat Spanish twat, is a FACT!

The gaffa said after the Brum game that we needed a better start. Too many times this season we have started off slowly, leaving us as many deficits to recover as the current European economy. But in recent times, this seems to have changed (save the Brum game). The boys flew out of the tunnel, keen to quickly correct the woes of last weekend.

From the get go, everything looked like it was functioning better than Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. The midfield dominated from start to finish, cleverly linking up with King Louis up top. Ossie did the hard stuff, Nuts had the flair, Landon was sheer class yet again and Fellaini, well, I'm running out of superlatives for this lad.... he is a composed, determined and now (very importantly) disciplined young man.
Not many, if any, holding midfield players will compete with this man in the form he's in.

Tiny, finally regaining his best form, must have covered every blade of grass (excuse the overused football pun) and King Louis, as always, provided moments of sublime brilliance.

It was Felli's pinpoint cross that picked out Tiny within the first ten and only the slightest of touches helped the ball on its way past the rooted Gordon. 1-0 blues. Jubilation the sight around Goodison as Tiny made the familiar trip to the corner. Honestly, when he's on form, who would wanna be a corner flag eh!?

We didn't let off. 1-0 was not enough. We were hungry for more.... and the new boy deserved a goal as much as anyone after his fantastic start in the premiership. Tiny Tim jumped and competed well from a rather speculative cross, knocking the ball into the path of the American. One touch on the chest, down to his feet and he let fly. Yes, perhaps a little deflection guided the ball past the keeper, but nobody can argue we didn't deserve it!

There is little more to say on the game, we dominated from start to finish. Half time was 2-0, full time was 2-0. Landon could have doubled his tally for the season but some fine defending from McCartney meant the little American would have to settle for one goal and one cleared off the line.

Timmy T in the nets had a few saves to make, but all of the seemed to be "camera saves." No real scares really.

Last but most certainly not least, the appearances of Mikel and Big Vic. Every Evertonian knew when the best little Spaniard got injured, that we would suffer horribly. For many, until last weekend, that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach may still have been following that freezing cold day up in Newcastle..... But I think I can safely say, the best little Spaniard chant will forever be a Goodison favourite. Even when he hangs up his boots, the Spanish magician will forever be in our hearts.... Forever Everton. This rendition of the chant, was fantastic.

Brilliant to see Big Vic back as well... was it me or does he look even bigger now!? Bring on Michah Richards, let's have him Vic!!!

Lastly, something I noticed... after Landon scored his goal and crossed back to our own half, he bent down and after kissing his hand touched the Goodison turf and put his hand to his badge.... now this may well only be a goal-scoring ritual, but Landon if you wanna stay, you will be much more than welcome!!!

One final thought.... Over in Madrid I've hear rumours that Ribery is on his way out of the Bayern door to Real.... his replacement to be, our very own Mr Pienaar....

NUTS, IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE PARADISE. You give us something no other player can. Give us a few more years lad...
you are loved here, truly loved.

IN MOYES WE TRUST, NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM, COYB!!!!

What The Fans Thought


Scores On The Doors

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Everton Team News

New boy Philippe Senderos has made Moyesy's squad for tonight's clash against Sunderland at Goodison. Mikky Arteta is also in the Gaffers twenty two (well it always is on England duty), but expect the Spanish wizard to take his place on the bench as the Manger eases our superstar back to full fitness. Senderos himself should be on the bench, with Moyesy probably giving Sylvian one more game to redeem himself from his mediocre performances of late. Someone will have to pay for Saturdays Cup defeat, and I expect that to be Billy, with Ossie coming in for him.

Competition for certain places is there now, and if players don't perform, they are out till they get their act together, and it is still hard to fathom, how we can be world beaters against mega rich Sitteh, and then utter shite against Brum. Yep that Cup defeat still hurts, it really does, and I hope the players are hurting enough to put the Mackems to the sword tonight.

Like The Arse, and manure are our bogey teams, we are certainly Sunderland's, with the Black Cats failing to gain a win against us in the last eleven attempts home or away. Our last encounter over Christmas saw us draw 1-1 at the Stadium of Light, and the Mackems last outing in the Prem seen then concede seven against a rampant Chelski. We enjoyed our biggest ever win in the Premiership against tonight's opponents when in November 2007, we stuffed them 7-1 at the shrine. In fact a Goodison old boy Peter Reid was their Manager when they last did us back in 1996, 3-1 at Goodison.

Moyesy says: "I think Steve's done a really good job at Sunderland. It's a hard club and a big club and a lot of expectation - especially as getting near to the top of the league earlier this season might have raised that expectation. I think he has some good players there and he's trying to turn that club around. I think most people would agree that he's going in the right direction.”

At the moment there is a division in the Premier League, where you're not quite sure who is going to win from one week to the next. It's making it exciting it's making it unpredictable - but maybe not so for the managers. It's always been one of those things in football where you'll have grounds to visit that are your 'hoodoo' or places where you think you have a great record. But it's always there and it can always be broken and you've just got to try and keep it going as long as you can. And try and break it if you're the one who's trying to chase it."

Everton From: Howard, Nash, Neville, Coleman, Heitinga, Senderos, Distin, Baines, Fellaini, Osman, Arteta, Pienaar, Bilyaletdinov, Donovan, Cahill, Saha, Vaughan, Duffy, Baxter, Forshaw, Agard.

Lavo's Staring XI: Howard, Baines, Distin, Heitinga, Neville, Fellaini, Osman, Cahill, Pienaar, Donovan, Saha

 

 

Lavo's Best Bet In Association With Free Bet For The Blues

So then no Cup run to win us a few quid this year after Saturday's debacle. No bet up either for the Cup defeat after I was struck down with the E Boli disease that is doing the rounds. I lost all of three pounds as my daily diet of lard, lard and cheese was reduced to lard and cheese so the weight just fell off with. But now I am back fit as a fiddle, three pounds lighter and ready to punish the bookies.

Well then if you want easy money get on the Blues to win at home as Sunderland is the team we love playing against most in the Premiership. Eleven games undefeated against tonight's opponents, and you have to go back fourteen years since they last did us. They are on a piss poor run of late having won only one of their last twelve on the road, and have only picked up three points in their last eight matches. The Blues are 1/2, Sunderland 5/1 and the draw 3/1.

They are also leaking goals for fun, seven past them in their last trip out at Chelski. The Blues however are on a good run in the League and we have to go back to late November since we last tasted defeat in the Premiership. If you fancy a goal fest tonight you can get 13/5 over 3.5 goals, or for the more conservative out there over 2.5 will pay you even money. The Blues owe us and Moyesy will no doubt have them charged up after their Cup defeat, lets hope so anyhow.

First goal scorers; Tiny (7/1), King Louis (5/1), Screech (14/1)

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Lavo's Best Bet: £10 on over 2.5 goals (evens)

Season Total: £190


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