Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Yobo, Distin, Baines, Bilyaletdinov, Heitinga, Fellaini, Pienaar, Cahill, Jo

Bench: Nash, Saha (Jo), Gosling, Coleman, Neill (Yobo), Yakubu (Cahill), Baxter

Referee: Alans Willy

It’s been a tough week all round for Evertonians. Mates arguing about Kirkby, whether it was good or bad decision to reject the move. We are near the bottom of the league. We get beaten by Hull in mid week being 3 nil down by the first 25 minutes.

Also very worryingly David Moyes has been questioned regarding his future. Has he taken the club as far as he can?

One thing that could all make us feel better was to beat the shite. It was a day for every player to stand up and be counted. Nothing else mattered.

I’ve got to be honest I hate these games. My head just can’t take. I got completely bladdered last night to get me through it all. That didn’t help me too much. I was so nervous that even after my brekkie this morning I had a shot of JD. To be honest I was shitting myself.

When I heard the team it was disappointing not to see King Louis up front but also surprising that Jo was preferred to the Yak up front. We had five in the middle Peanuts and Billy wide with Fella, Tim and Jonny in the middle. Hibbo won a recall in place of Lucas. Joey and Sylvain in the middle with Bainsey at left back.

Tim got the crowd going when he went through the little shite number 20

After 12 minutes the shite went in front with a fluke of a goal, The shite number 20 hit a hopeful shot that was probably going to hit the corner flag. It hit Joey and flew into our net. The jammy bastards.

Everton spent the rest of the half stuffing the shite. We played so well creating so many chances. We even scored 2 offside goals

Billy had an incredible chance to put us level five minutes later when a Hibbo throw in was flicked on by Fella then flicked on by some dickhead and the ball fell to Billy at the back post, but he miss hit his shot with his right and the ball went wide. You wont get a better chance

Billy had another half chance with an overhead kick that the shite goalkeeper nearly cocked up.

Peanuts who was causing all sorts of problems for the shite then had an effort that just flew over.

It was Jo’s turn to have a great chance. A flick on by Fella got to Jo for him to create a chance but he just couldn’t get enough on his effort

Then we thought we had levelled. Billy put a lovely through ball for Jo to finish off. But the prick of a liner had his flag up. It must have been close. Surely a goal was coming. It did but it was offside again.

A corner from Bainsey was headed goal wards by Joey, Jo then helped it into the net but was in an offside position

The shite did have one more effort with a header from the shite number 20 but Tim made a good save.

Half Time Everton 0 shite 1

It was more of the same for the Toffees, we were all over them like a rash.

There were plenty of scrambles from big throw ins into the shite's box, but it just wasn’t dropping for us

Peanuts had a snapshot that the clown nearly dropped through his legs

I felt the game was over when a Tim Cahill header was saved brilliantly from the clown. The ball bounced perfectly for Fella who just had to score. But his shot from 3 yards out was blasted against the shite goalie. Unfuckinbelievable.

The shite made it 2 nil when a mistake by Joey was punished. A shot by the shite number 17 was brilliantly saved by Tim but the fell to the an ugly shite who put the ball into the empty net.

We were shot

If you can take something from this defeat it’s that the lads in the blue shirt gave everything for the cause and if we play like that for the rest of the season we will be ok.

The other thing I can take from the game is the shite are the ugliest and the luckiest team in the Premiership.

The Bluekipper star man goes to Steven Pienaar who was back on his game. But there were quite a few who run him close and we haven’t had that for a long time. Unlucky lads

Everton 0 shite 2

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Andy's Rankin

Marks Out Of 10
Player	Marks	Player	Marks
Howard	7
Baines	7
Yobo	5	Neill	n/a
Distin	6
Hibbert	7
Heitinga	7
Pienaar	9
Fellaini	8
Bilyaletdinov	7
Cahill	7	Yakubu	n/a
Jo	7	Saha	6

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Reverse psychology this week. I am putting my mortgage on the shite, as I have not won a carrot of late, so hopefully I will jinx the fuckers and open the flood gates up for a Blues win.

Honestly can you believe it, I have a few bob on a clean sheet against Hull, as by the law of averages we were due one. What happens then, we let three in by the half hour mark.

Well some stats for the nerds like me out there. This match has heralded the most red cards in Premiership history, with a total of 17. It should have been a lot more if that prick Clattenburg had not been a shite fan as Kuyt and Carragher would have made it nineteen. Hang on, make that twenty as I remember Gerrard on Gary Naysmith at Analfield all those years ago, Jesus don't start me. Well for another red, you can get remarkable odds of 5/2 (Betfair) so grab that one while you can, as these are always feisty affairs.

The shite are favourites at 6/5, whilst for a home win we are 11/4 (draw 5/2). Both teams have been leaking goals for fun this season, and you can get 21/20 for over 2.5 goals and 11/4 for over 3.5 goals.

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Lavo's Best Bet: £10 on a red card (5/2)

Season Total: £127

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