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Another match, another shit kick off time, and yep you guessed it another major Everton injury. On the back of Screech's news that he is out till next season, Tiny Tim is definitely ruled out of the manure game after hobbling off against Sporting Lisbon on Tuesday evening. Who replaces him, The Yak in a 4-4-2, or Jack the Lad in a 4-5-1. That would give us a midfield of Nuts, Landon, Mikky, Ossie and Jack the Lad. Jonny Boy should also come back into the centre of defence, replacing Joey, who then in turn should start in place of the suspended Buzz on Thursday in Lisbon. Phew, let me take a breath, but what we do have though is options, not many, but at least options available.

Our last home game in the Prem brought us a superb victory against Title contenders Chelski, and tomorrow we welcome their main rivals for the Crown, defending Champs manure. We have to go back to Big Dunc terrorising Rio back in 2005 since we last got the better of the Mancs in the League, but we did gain a creditable draw last season at home against them with Screech grabbing the equaliser.

On the whole though, our record is poor losing 27 out of 35 Premiership encounters with manure. We are though unbeaten in our last six Premiership games at Goodison, and have lost only one of the last eleven in total, in turn playing some top stuff along the way. Welcome to Goodison Sir Alex and your boys, it will be an interesting hour and a half. COYB FTRS

Moyesy says: "Tim will be out for two to three weeks because he has got a calf strain. It is a grade one, it is not serious but I would be very surprised if he could make any of the games in this coming week. Philippe is getting better but I am not sure yet if he will make the United game. This game may have come too soon for him."

Everton From: Howard, Distin, Yobo, Heitinga, Neville, Baines, Coleman, Rodwell, Gosling, Arteta, Pienaar, Donovan, Bilyaletdinov, Saha, Yakubu, Nash, Vaughan, Duffy, Baxter, Forshaw.

Jogger's Staring XI: Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Neville, Rodwell, Arteta, Pienaar, Donovan, Osman, Saha

A Proper Stink

Bucket or Bouquet - You Decide

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I just don't get it, I am without doubt the world's fattest and shittest tipster. Look at the last few weeks, I tell you the Derby has the most red cards in Prem history, don't get on it at 3/1 and there ends up being two in the match. I go for a clean sheet on Tuesday night at 6/5, plain sailing till the Gods decided otherwise and gave the Portuguese lot a penalty with minutes to go, so what do I do now, apart from eat more food.

I know, I will back a manure win, so at least the Blues will get a draw or hopefully a win, that's if my logic sits right. For those of you who have not lost interest in me, the Blues are 4/1 for the home, manure 4/5 for the away and the draw is 5/2.

If King Louis raises his game again against one of his old clubs and does the biz, you can get a tasty 8/1 with Betfair for him to net the first. I have now lost the will to live, even my dog pisses on me now, which isn't funny when you live on a canal bank in a box. Just give me a win, so I can at least buy tea tonight.

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Lavo's Best Bet: £10 on King Louis to score anytime 2/1

Season Total: £212

A Win at Last Fat Arse

About The Opposition

Manure will be without suspended duo Rio Ferdinand and Nani, both who are extremely annoying anyway, rather odd looking, one looks like a duck, the other like my sister !!

Nemanja Vidic is back in the squad and could play for the first time in 2010 following a nerve problem in his leg. Our 'Wayne' will be having a go after his PR drive with the Blues. Love him or hate him, he ain't too bad, but no doubt he will be treated as well at Goodison on Saturday as Tiger Woods was by his missus lately !

manure from: Van der Sar, Kuszczak, Foster, Neville, Brown, Rafael, Vidic, Evans, Evra, Fabio, Park, Anderson, Valencia, Carrick, Scholes, Fletcher, Gibson, Rooney, Owen, Berbatov, Diouf

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