Moyesy says: "We didn't play badly and didn't deserve to lose the game, so that is disappointing. There were no real problems with the performance. I have told the players we will keep doing it - we just didn't have quite enough at the top end of the pitch today.

It can be more difficult against 10 men and I knew if Liverpool got a goal it would be difficult. They were always going to sit back so it was key for us not to lose a goal. We gave away three corners early in the second half and if you do that you can always give away a goal. We are playing another top team. (Chelski) We can't say it will be an easy win, it will be a tough game." (06/02/10)

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* TO THE TUNE OF "You're just too good to be true" by Andy Williams, the Everton fans singing:

"I love Fellaini...You are the love of my life...I love Fellaini.....I'd let you shag my wife...I love Fellaini.....I want curly hair too!

* Oh and of course "Fat Spanish waiter, you're just a fat Spanish waiter", every time he came out of his seat!

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* This was a great chance to put the knife into the redshite this season, but standing in the away end listening to the Norwegians sing with gusto for the first time with 10 minutes to go was fucking annoying. After being on top in the first half and them down to 10 men, the half time coffee (no fucking Carlsberg drunk here) brought a warmth to me cockles with the thought of 3 points just around the corner. It never came. Fellaini was running the show and his loss was pivotal. Even so Pienaar, Arteta, Osman, Cahill, Baines and Saha would have enough skill and know how to put the worst pinkee side I've seen in 20 years to the sword. I still can't understand how they never did it. They never had a clue. Moyesy seemed to be inept. The ball was passed from Distin to Arteta to Neville to Heitinga who launched it towards Saha, who lost it. This happened like clockwork in tandem to Baines and Donovan crossing only for a redshite to head or belly away. It was fucking awful. On the goal, Howard was to blame, because he was more concerned with the melted face and handled the cross like a fanny. On the tackles Peanuts was lucky not to walk. Their Greek ponytail (under every ponytail there is an arse hole) deserved the sending off. As always happens with these tarts, Gerrard was embarrassing for a 6 foot Huyton lad to go down holding his face following a shoulder charge from peanuts. 5 foot 5 peanuts. I'm sure the lads in the Quiet Man are proud of him. Maxi and Ngog also endeared themselves to the Toffees with their diving antics. Ngog obviously hasn't learnt his lesson. Knocker

* Over twenty years watching and I've never seen a worse performance at analfield. And against ten men for over an hour. Shocking. Hope Screech is fit for Wednesday. Colin

* Absolutely terrible. We played 10 men for about an hour, and it was as if we had 10, not the Shites, playing for a draw even when we went behind! No courage, no creativity, no nothing, just wanted to kick off em off park, instead of channeling that passion into trying to be creative....Shites were shite and we were worse! Mark Tracey

* Let's face it, it'll be a long time before we beat any of the big four away as we keep giving them goals. Daniel Kershaw

* Do you think it's psychological, other teams seem to be able to beat them. I know Ii'm getting pissed off with them. Robert Moreland

* Awful......c'mon lets play like we do when we play teams we think we can beat.....Baines and Osman get a map and locate yourselves...Distin retire.....only one Jonny Heitinga. Jeff Tomlinson

* They wanted it. We didn't. Andy Childerhouse

* I need to know why we don't start with 2 up front, its about time we started with a 442. We really did not put 2 passes together. Basics need to be applied to move on.the red shite are still a bunch of dirty diving twats, and when ever there is a free kick the horse maschirino and that wanker carragher appear over the refs shoulder like a venereal disease. Tim Carr

* We could still be playing now and not of scored, lets face it when we lay a team who put everyone behind the ball defending We haven't got a clue,how else can you explain 1 shot in fifty mins against 10 men.....Brian Mills

* You can't play a fair game with cheats. It's pointless to even try. Gerrard is a cheat from a family of criminals, so it is only natural to a degenerate like him to do as such. LFC set the standard for Machiavellian politicking in the UK, a law unto themselves. The FA is a zionist blueprint with cheating and manipulation built in from the very start. The referee's are a bunch of sociopathic cunts working for fagaluche handmaidens, prostitutes of Soho Square. Their only joy, once they have sold the title to the highest bargainers, is to bring to the surface negative energy from biased decisions on deliberately subjective interpretations of indecipherable rules.I could go on, having rehearsed this for a while, but the kettle has boiled. Viva la revolución. Mimi

* Typical Everton. Break your heart when it matters most. still, blue through an through. C.O.Y.B. David Brooks

* The redshite were shit, we were even worse - and to top it all against 10 men. We had lots of possession but didn't have a clue what to do in the final third of the pitch. If Tim Howard had concentrated on the ball as much as he did on Dirk Cunt then he would not have given the goal away, TH should have taken the ball, Cunt, the whole fucking thing... and dealt with it and he didn't - simple as. If we play like that on Wednesday we'll get murdered. Hope Moyesy lets some of the players read this stuff on here to let them know how pissed we are. Steve Holmes

* Can't disagree with much of the above - we were poor. Pienaar was lucky to stay on too - BUT ... BUT ... how can Gerard go down holding his head for that second challenge? Pienaar was nowhere near his head ...plenty of play acting from everyone. We've only ourselves to blame - we're better than this. Very disappointing all round. Let's hope we're back on track on Wednesday. Paul Cookson

* Should have put Jo on. Chris Omar

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* 2-0 THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE - CAHILL, FELLAINI. KEVEFC1878

* 1-0 Senderos from a corner to make him a hero to the Scousers. Knocker

* 1-0. Tony 'the shoe' Hibbert. James McGlone

* Everton win 2-0. Arteta & Saha to score! Mimi Marsden

* It'll be tight. Really tight. 0-0 or 0-1, a Pienaar screamer, one off Senderos' arse from a corner or a Carragher OG from thirty yards that takes a wicked deflection off a beach ball. I'll take a win. NSNO. Robert Pedder

* 2-1 Toffees, Cahill and Saha....that little rat gerrard for the redshite. Carl Caulfield

* The Kopite Shit 0-1 Everton (Donovan). Paul Toffee Edwards

* 2-1, Saha & Pienaar. COY!! Mark Tracey

* redshite 2-3 Everton Gerrard. Cahill. Kuyt. Saha. Arteta. Addie Graves

* 2-0, Donovan & Felli. Paul Harrison

* 1 nil big mos head from a corner coyb. Steven Gore

* 2-1 donovan in the first half and arteta with a 2nd half free kick. Georgie Simonds

* I think 0-1 and yak will score:) come one you blue!!!!!!!!!!!. Fluguland Matta

* 1-1. John Power

* One nil Donovan coyb. Stephen Coburn

* 1-0 King Louie penalty in front of the kop in the last minute. Karl Letman

* 1-3 Saha, Cahill, Fellaini, melted face for the shite! David Dyer

* 1-0 Fellaini. Keith Humphries

* 1-0 Baines penalty. Matthew Johnston

* 2-1 Saha and Senderos and some knob head will score for them. No doubt it will come from a pen cos Gerrard will cheat the system again and they will fall for it cos its the shit hole. Roy Hampson

* 2-3 Saha, Cahill and Pienaar. Kevin Beard

* 3-1 (and not before time). Who cares who scores, though I think that King Louis may bag a couple. Peter Rossall

* 2 -0 Donovan & Cahill! Mascherano sent off! Ian Gibbs

* 1-0 last minute. Tony Hibbert 35 yard screamer. WE RIOT! Chris Omar

* 2-0 Fellaini & Billy. Peter David Bester

* 1-0, Tiny Tim to be twatting another corner flag. Tom Johnson

* 0-1 Billy. Stew O'Regan

* 0-5 We've been threatening a big score for weeks and we owe them a beating for the robbery in November. Nail in rafa's coffin. Andrew Burns

* 2-1 Cahill and Neville. COYB. John Oliver

* 3-2 tiger tim to score the first and last goal.... get in. Chris Kennedy

* 5-0 to us blues. John Robins for John Robins RIP

* 3-1 Saha 2 & Osman. Mark Clarke

* 4-0 COYB. Hope rafa doesn't get the sack after it, redshite will win nothing while he's there. Gareth Roberts

* 0-1 Cahill does it again. Thomas Foster

* come on blues. Do it for my \dad 1-0 Donovan. John Robins

* Everton 2-1 Donovan + Cahill.. COME ON YOU BLUES !! Roy Matthews

* 3-0 Toffees, Neville 1st goal. Gerald Craig

* 3-0 to us. I'm that confident. COYB!!!!. Gary Coppell

* 2-1 Cahill and Peanuts. Sue Williamson

* RS 0 Everton 1 -Tim Cahill goal--COYB. Margaret Haywood

* 2-0 ...... carra OG ..... Arteta 25 yard free kick John Braithwaite

* 1-4 to the toffee boys, Saha 2, Cahill 1, Peanuts 1. Jason Nixon

* 2-0 to the blues. Felly first, Saha last. keep up the good work rafa!! Kris Swinburne

* 1 nil to the super blues either Felli, Cahill or even a beach ball to score!!!!! coyb!!!!!!!!!!! Mark Blake

* 1-0 Cahill...gotta be. Al Dunford

* 3-1. Cahill brace and a Screech screamer. Paul Dalton

* 2-1 Everton (Cahill and Donovan) Luciana Sauré =)

* 3-1 Everton Saha, Cahill and Arteta with a smashing free kick! We will play the shite off the pitch!! COYB lets get a win to mark Moysey's 600th game in charge!!!! Andy Cruikshank

* Just sorted my spec for the game. TV at Bar Approdo, Passo Ripe San Ginesio Italy. Last time I watched a Derby here it was AJ 3-0. So why not more of the same Donovan, Peanuts, Saha. Mike Andrews

* Don't care as long as we come away with 3 points! Paul Whittle

* 2-1 Cahill and the Yak. Shaun Rigby

* Get into them with a high tempo and hit them wide. 1-1 for me. Dave McCrea

* 1-2 Cahill, Senderos. Daniel Kershaw

It's been ten long hard years since we last won at our first ground, when Super Kev fired past Sander Shitweld to give the Blues a one nil win at Analfield. Most Blues feel that this is our best chance in a while to repeat that feat, whilst we are in our best run of the season.

The Yak is now back from Angola, but he will find it hard to break his way into a Blues team that are on fire at the moment. In fact it will be hard to see who Moyesy will drop. The only player I can see forcing his way back in will be Sylvain Distin who could replace Philippe Senderos at the heart of the defence. What Moyesy will have though at his disposal is a strong looking bench. The players on it at the moment may not be able to give him ninety minutes, but any of Jack the Lad, Magic Mikky, Big Vic, Billy or The Yak could come on and make a difference, lets hope they don't have to.

Our Premiership unbeaten run goes back to when the shite did us at Goodison back in November, but anyone who saw the match that day will know that the Blues played the fuckers off the park. Since then we have won four of our last five in the League, unbeaten in nine, and our goals against is going in the right direction with only four goals conceded in the last seven Prem matches. COYB FTRS

I fuggin hate Derby Day, I really do. It's the one game you just can't enjoy....unless you win that is. Well we have to go back to Super Kev's winner in 1999 till we last came away with all the points from Analfield. To do it again today you can get 7/2, which is fairness is not a bad price considering the form we are in. The shite are evens for the win and the draw is 5/2.

This is the fixture with the most red cards in Premiership history, so what happens when I went for a red back in November, not even a bleedin' yellow was shown. A red in this one will pay you odds of 11/4, which is a cracking bet when there have been seventeen of them since the inception of the Premiership. The Blues are third in the form guide and the shite fifth so both teams have turned a corner of late, we have won four of our last five in the Prem and King Louis has banged in one more than the Lady boy this season. With the lady boy sat on his sore arse for this one, King Louis is 8/1 for the first, and don't bet against it as he celebrates his new contract extension. COYB FTRS

I did some research on the shite for their team news and come across this;

Liverpool FC or otherwise known as the shite. They play at a ground called Analfield and their capacity is in the region of mid forty thousand of which a high percentage of these fans are Scandinavian. They are renowned for living in the past, and our currently managed by a bizarre looking bloke with red cheeks who works part time at La Tosca.

They are owned by two cowboys who like their Manager know jack shit about football, and the vast majority of their fans whiff a bit.

Honest found that on Wikpedia or some other site. COYB FTRS

the shite from: Cilla Black, Chris de hom, Jimmy Tarbrush, Ken Knob, Stan Cheeseboard, Paul Cheeseboard, Les 'were's Amanda gone' Dennis, Craig Charles (tit) and loads of other tory plastic scousers.