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 Saturday 9th January 2010 / Kick Off: 3:00pm (Live on The Local Boozer Channel)
The Arse
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EVERTON

    Goalscorers: Osman, Pienaar Attn: 60,053

Everton: Howard, Neville, Neill, Heitinga, Baines, Fellaini, Pienaar, Cahill, Osman, Donovan, Saha

Bench: Vaughan (Saha), Nash, Coleman, Bilyaletdinov (Donovan), Mustafi, Baxter, Duffy

Referee: Peter 'John Boy' Walton aka Les Battersby

How many time sin recent years have we come away from a Ground like The Emirates and feel robbed that we have not taken all three points. Answer, not many, but yesterday felt like a real kick in the teeth. Before the match we would have jumped at a share of the spoils, but at full time, the 2-2 draw felt like a loss. It even takes something when Arse of The Arse says 3-1 to Everton would have been a fairer score line that the 2-2 we witnessed. The Blues were to put it mildly awesome. We saw a debut for our new boy, well for ten weeks only Landon Donovan who replaced Billy. When we have him up to full match fitness I am sure he will do a job for us. Moyesy also had a few tricks up his sleeve, Captain Phil moved to right back replacing Hibbo, Ossie made the starting eleven, as did King Louis.

The Arse were in a match from the off, and it did not take long for the Blues to take the lead when Ossie of all people rose like a salmon to power home his header from Jason Donovan pin point corner. The Blues did not rest on their laurels after that, King Louis went close as did Tiny, who was on fire all match. The Arse did pull level against the run of play when a deflected shot wrong footed Tim Howard, it certainly wasn't deserved.

The Blues dusted themselves down and went back at The Arse, Nuts and Ossie were as creative as ever in the middle of the park, Screech was making a nuisance of himself breaking up play, and generally keeping Arse's play maker Arse shavin quiet all afternoon. Phil Neville was a giant at the back, blocking and flying in front of anything that got in his way. Jonny Boy grows in stature with every match, and maybe he is the centre half we have been looking for to partner The Jag on his return, but hey that is for the future.

Tiny as I said was a pest all afternoon, and with ten to go, he fed a superb defence splitting pass through to Nuts who had half the length of the pitch to run. It seemed like an eternity till the diminutive South African get up to Arsenals eighteen yard box, but as Alumnia came to close him down, Nuts dinked the ball over the on rushing keeper to give the Blues a 2-1 lead. As Moyesy said afterwards, if Henry or Ronaldo had scored that we would be talking about it for years to come, it was an act of pure genius from a player who in the last few weeks has steadied our season.

It was not a case of hanging on, as straight from the kick off Vaughny who had come on for King Louis, found himself in a similar position. The defenders were a bit closer to him, but in essence it was a one on one. More composure was needed as his shot was saved well by Alumnia, if it has been 3-1 there would have been no way back for title chasing Arsenal. As it was five minutes went up on the fourth officials, and within two of those added on minutes another deflected shot found its way into the Blues net.

Two two it ended, but it felt as if Ronnie Biggs had done a job on us. Keep your chin up though boys as no one has beaten us in the Premiership since November 28th, and even on that day we played the shite off the park. Our play on the whole has been getting better week by week. We have now drew at Chelski 3-3, The Arse 2-2 in recent weeks, and we still have to come back our last two our of star performers in The Jag and Mikky. Sitteh are up next weekend, and if we can do those money grabbing mercenaries, we can say at last we may have turned that corner as we push ourselves up the table and try and claim one of those Europa Cup slots.

Starman, a few candidates, Nuts and Timmy were superb, Jason did well on his debut, but in my eyes Captain Phil led by example. Well played lads, keep it up, keep believing, and our rise up the table will happen. COYB FTRS

Full Time: The Arse 2 EVERTON 2


Andy's Rankin
Marks Out Of 10
Player
Marks
Player
Marks
Howard
7
   
Neville
   
Neill
   
Heitinga
   
Baines
   
Fellaini
   
Osman
   
Cahill
   
Donovan
Bilyaletdinov
6
Pienaar
 
Saha
Vaughan
6
Official Match Photos


New Boy Landon With Arse Shavin'


Ossie Celebrates His Opener

Quotes After The Game

Moyesy says: "As a manager I am proud of our performance today. But if you want to win cup finals or be at the top of the league you have got to be ruthless to get what you want and at the moment we are not being that.

To come to Arsenal and play as well as we did - enjoy the passing, play well and have opportunities - I think we deserved a win. Our performance merited more than the one point but we didn't get it. If we had got the three points today it might have propelled us back into the business end of the league which is where we want to be.

I would have been proud of that one myself! That was a real salmon in the box, I don't know what he was doing there though! But it was a really good goal. It was a top draw his finish (Nuts goal), the finish was nothing short of genius." (09/01/10)

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Everton Team News

Landon Donovan has been added to tomorrow's squad to face The Arse, but it is highly unlikely that he will start. Moyesy will know doubt giving Vaughny the nod, after his goal scoring exploits of the last few weeks. Jack the Lad is back in contention, but with no match practice of late, he may well snatch a place on the bench along with the returning Ossie. Apart from the few new faces that are back expect the same eleven that beat Carlisle in the Cup last weekend, with once again King Louis absent from his duties.

We all know what happened in August when the Blues last faced The Arse, a thumping indeed. No team talk needed for this one, just a re run of that horror show at Goodison Park on the goggle box, should be enough to at least get a performance out of the boys.

In saying that though, we managed a draw, and could have won against leaders Chelski a few weeks back, so never say never. If we are honest though our record at Highbury and the Emirates is abysmal, twelve defeats and one draw in our last thirteen encounters, and our two biggest ever Premiership defeats have been at the hands of The Arse (7-0 and 1-6), mmmm, can't wait.

Moyesy says: "I hope the other players are given confidence by his arrival and they see that we have brought in a proven international player who we hope can help us. It will be difficult to expect any player to come to another country and deliver immediately.

You always have to give people time. I think that Landon though could play quite a lot of games in the two and a half months he is here," explained Moyes. "Hopefully he can help us in some of the cups and in the league and if he does that it will be a help to the team."

Everton From: Howard, Nash, Hibbert, Baines, Heitinga, Bilyaletdinov, Donovan, Vaughan, Cahill, Neville, Pienaar, Osman, Neill, Fellaini, Rodwell, Coleman, Duffy, Agard, Baxter, Akpan, Mustafi.

Lavo's Staring XI: Howard, Hibbert, Neill, Heitinga, Baines, Neville, Bilyaletdinov, Cahill, Fellaini, Pienaar, Vaughan

 


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Lavo's Best Bet In Association With Free Bet For The Blues

Well the Blues have their work cut out with this one, and so do I. Everton at least are on an unbeaten Premiership run, and not since late November have we tasted defeat. I however taste the bitter taste of defeat week in week out, I am to betting what Rafa Benitez is to football management, that's right fuggin shite.

The Blues have not beaten The Arse since, well God only knows, and in the last fourteen at Highbury / Emirates we have one solitary point to sing about. The Gooners are 1/3 for the home win, Everton 9/1 for the away, the draw is 4/1. Ironically these were roughly the odds when we gained an admirable draw at Chelski before Santa came, so you never know.

The Gooners are scoring for fun, and even we can boast five goals in our last two matches. Over 2.5 goals in this one, will pay you out 4/5. For Jason Donovan to bag on his debut at any time, Mr. Betfair will give you odds of 3/1.

Lavo's Charity Bet: £10 on over 2.5 goals

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Season Total: £172


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