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page is for all you Evertonians who enjoy wry smile, even if it is at
the expense of the redshite. If you know a good joke, a tall tale or
a good story then e-mail it to us at fun@bluekipper.com
Liverpool fan at work was sent this 3 hours
before last nights game lol
Cheeky, Arrogant, Bastards!.....and just a touch
presumptuous!
This message was sent about 3 hours before the 3rd round match
V Reading.
There’s not even a single mention of……..‘If LFC are successful
in the 3rd round……..etc’
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From: LFC Ticket Office [mailto:lfcinfo@email.liverpoolfc.tv]
Sent: 13 January 2010 17:07
Subject: FA Cup - Auto Cup Scheme Ticket Update
Blue
Blubber 589 - A few from last night
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Reading's new sponsors
have been announced to-day. It's CILLIT BANG. Guaranteed to
remove shite from a cup.
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Rafa the waiter's English is OK. Good at writing
but struggles with reading.
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Liverpool fans left confused by Reading. In other news, Reading
beat Liverpool 2-1 at Analfield in the FA Cup.
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When you are feeling down with the pressures of Christmas and
new year. You're skint! The weather's shit. You need new shoes
and the arse is hanging out of your kecks. Nobody loves you
and the Samaritans keep hanging up on you. You can always rely
on the shite to give you a fucking good laugh!
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All the kids from Alder Hey are going to Melwood today with
presents to cheer up the liverpool players.
Blue
Blubber 588 -
Send In The Clowns
Blue
Blubber 587 - Bluesheik
Rafa
to Ngog, 'What do you think you are doing? You've inflicted
shame and disgrace on this club - that's my job!'
Blue
Blubber 586 - Cookie
Blue
Blubber 585 - Paul Roberto
I
managed to sneak into the bowels of Analfield... well so fucking
what!!!
Blue
Blubber 584 - toffeesman
I
took this picture at Walt Disney World, I noticed the Gobshite
Shirt and he was picking his arse for at least twenty seconds.
Blue
Blubber 583 - Plenty
The
supporter alleges that Hicks Jr, son of the co-owner Tom Hicks,
called him an "idiot" and then, in a separate email,
told him: "Blow me fuck face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you."
You
couldn't make this up. This actually happened.
Blue
Blubber 582 - Sir Tex
Things
are not looking good all round football wise here at Analfield.
Especially where our 'poor' import behind the counter at Analfield
is concerned.
Launched just last month by Sir Tex Wogan, the '£FC Fat
Waiter in need' appeal is still going full pelt. Messers Gillet
and Hicks have thrown in, err, 2 nickels at the last count (other
many millions of dollars have previously been available) but
more is needed. Promises and 'guarantees' have been given and
The camarero is getting kind of desperado we hear. With his
general and major not cooking with gas! El Camarero Espanol
gordo is feeling kinda in a stew or paellamaybe? So come on
folks, get this round this festive season and join in the fun.
Blue
Blubber 581 - Dan Hollingworth
Arshavin
Does Them Over Again
Blue
Blubber 580 - Mark J Brennan
A
bloke finds a bottle, gives it a rub and out pops a Genie. The
Genie says "I'll grant you one wish". The bloke says
he'd like to see his dog win at Crufts. The Genie looks at the
dog, which has 3 legs, no teeth and riddled with fleas and says
"I'm a Genie not a miracle worker, I'll give you another
go".
The bloke then said that he would like to see the shite win
the premiership. The Genie said, "Where's the dog, I'll
give it a go"
Blue
Blubber 579 - Tony
Rafa
Benitez is stood at his local building society when an armed
robber bursts in. Feeling brave he tackles the robber and
in the mayhem he falls over and bangs his head on the floor
knocking him out cold. When he finally comes round a female
member of staff is kneeling next to him tending his wound.
"Where am I ?" he asks the girl, she says "You
are in the Nationwide", Benitez says "Fuck me is
it May already !
