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Blubber 407 - Graeme Holmes
To
avoid the fans baying for his blood, poor John Arne Riise was
escorted away from Anfield for his own protection.
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Blubber 405 - Gingerman to the rescue! By Rodger
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Blue
Blubber 404 - Arne Riise
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Carlsberg
don't do own goals, but if they did, they would probably be
the best own goals in the world........
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Merseyside
Police have stopped John Arne Riise on the M62. Apparently he
was heading in the wrong direction.
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(To
that annoying tune) ; Hey Arne Riise ooo ah, I wanna know how
did ye score that goal. |
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Blubber 403 - Civil War at Analfield / Place Your Cursor Over
The Pictures |
Blue
Blubber 402 - It's The
Derby Knob 'ed
The
Fat Spanish waiter has come out with some shite over the last
couple of years, but this takes the biscuit.
He
says:
“I am sure some of the players will be very pleased because
I do not like to hear some of the things I heard. It showed
a lack of respect for some players. So I am really pleased,
especially for some players."
Ian
Ross, Everton's Head of PR says: "Whilst
we would never condone the singling out of individual players
for vitriolic insults, it is a shame that Mr Benitez chose to
ignore the actions of his own club's supporters.
Not only
was Joleon Lescott subjected to an afternoon-long barrage of
quite disgusting and quite audible abuse, Phil Neville was seemingly
spat at several times and was also punched in the back by a
supporter as he took a throw-in. We have asked Merseyside Police
and our Safety Officer to look into the matter.
In calling
for Everton supporters to respect his players, Mr Benitez should,
perhaps, remember his comments of 12 months ago when he sought
to belittle one of world sport's oldest and most respected institutions
by describing us as a 'small club'. Respect is a two-way street."
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Blue
Blubber 401 - Some Dirty
Bastards Never Learn
A Couple of Seasons Ago
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This Season |
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Blubber 399 - Dave, Waterloo
Happened
to be watching Wigan v Chelsea on BBC on Saturday with the sound
down and teletext subtitles on. During half time they showed
highlights from the rs v Havant & Waterlooville game that
afternoon. The subtitles were struggling to keep up with the
commentators description of Havant's heroic feats and at one
point actually said "...for them to come to the landfill
and actually go ahead in the match..." I think they should
have been referring to Anfield, or maybe not! Freudian slip
perhaps?
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Blue
Blubber 398 - Paul from Warrington
Dirk
Kuyt went into Burger King and asked the Assistant for two Whoppers.
She replied, 'Your good looking, and your first touch is superb'
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| Blue
Blubber 397 - David Lydiate
e
by gum & by eck, Barnsley played well @ weekend |
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| Blue
Blubber 397 - James
CLUB
COST £171 MILLION
DEBT
COST £48 MILLION
BACK
DOOR LOAN SECURED ON CLUB £100 MILLION
ACTUAL
MONEY SPENT BY RANDALL £0 MILLION
ACTUAL
MONEY SPENT BY WINTHORPE £0 MILLION
GROUND
COST £350 MILLION
DAVID
GUEST'S TRANSFERS TO DATE £120 MILLION
THE
LOOK ON 100 000 NORWEGAN, IRISH, COCKNEY (LOCAL FANS), FACES
WHEN ASKED TO THROW IN THE KITTY
FUCKING
ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS
FOR
A GOOD LAUGH AND JOKE ALONG WITH A STONE COLD REALITY CHECK
THERE'S THE SHITE
FOR
EVERY THING ELSE THERE IS EVERTON.
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| Blue
Blubber 396 - Ronnie
Vickers
Rafa's
been sacked! Gillette has appointed Sammy Lee & John Barnes
as the new No.1 & No.2 He wants them to adopt a new style
of play. The Barnes/Lee method. |
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| Blue
Blubber 395 - Andy Creevy.
Mrs
Benitez was seen in Asda today buying Rafa's tea, she bought
him a Barnsley Chop!
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| Blue
Blubber 394 - Lisa Irving
Just
watch big nose Thompson's face.
Look
at the sneaky looks Le Tissier is giving to Thompson. Hilarious! |
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| Blue
Blubber 393 - Joe
Murray
Just
look at his face!
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